Oh, my love, the coffee maker's broke

Oh, my love, the coffee maker's broke.

It will not drip, it will not brew.

Oh, dear love, the coffee maker's broke.

I do not know what we will do.

And if it's broke tomorrow still,

how will, my love, we start our day?

On tea, perhaps? Or orange juice?

There has to be another way.

We could try instant for a while,

my love, I know it's not the same.

Or maybe we could do without.

You're right. That'd clearly be insane.

But have no fear, this won't last long.

Our coffee will flow free again.

I'll buy a new machine, my love,

and have it here today by 10.